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Help With Writing Your Internet Dating Profile
"I am loveable! Love me!"
Well that's what we want to write, but we can't, can we?
So what do we write instead, to maximise our chances of being noticed by our potential life soulmate?
Stuck?
Welcome to my online dating profile writing service. I am here to help you get noticed by somebody who could change your life for the better, forever.
Well that's what we want to write, but we can't, can we?
So what do we write instead, to maximise our chances of being noticed by our potential life soulmate?
Stuck?
Welcome to my online dating profile writing service. I am here to help you get noticed by somebody who could change your life for the better, forever.
Mostly, it's what not to write!
Forget 'lady', 'beach', 'humour', 'football', 'just a normal guy', 'cosy nights in', 'my friends say' etc.
And check your grammar and spelling.
Remember you are writing an advert to appeal to your potential soulmate.
What might she love most about you?
Forget 'lady', 'beach', 'humour', 'football', 'just a normal guy', 'cosy nights in', 'my friends say' etc.
And check your grammar and spelling.
Remember you are writing an advert to appeal to your potential soulmate.
What might she love most about you?
Let me Help You - for free!
Send me what you think you want to say, or what you've already posted that hasn't brought in any responses.
We will speak on the phone for however long it takes me to find out what is so special about you. And there will be something, believe me; even if it takes me an hour to discover what it is!
I will make a few changes to what you've written and off you go.
For just £75 I will draft or re-draft your profile, check your pics, discuss the various website options with you, and help you through your first messages too, if you like, to bring you love and happiness for ever after.
Send me what you think you want to say, or what you've already posted that hasn't brought in any responses.
We will speak on the phone for however long it takes me to find out what is so special about you. And there will be something, believe me; even if it takes me an hour to discover what it is!
I will make a few changes to what you've written and off you go.
For just £75 I will draft or re-draft your profile, check your pics, discuss the various website options with you, and help you through your first messages too, if you like, to bring you love and happiness for ever after.
Look what they say!
"you have made my day.......I am laughing like a drain, and cannot stop, what a wonderful profile......Still laughing, not sure what to say next, oh yesI am 13.5 stone, does that mean we can talk on the phone and arrange a date...."
"Oh Mary ....still in tears gosh you have shown all of us on this site it can be fun, you have saved me was about to commit....or be committed."
"OMG - what a profile !!!
Never come across one like that before - I didn't think you were possible !!!"
"Delightful Mary" seems like a huge understatement !
Please write back to confirm that you're REAL and not a Nigerian fraudster who has made up a super-powered online profile in an effort to snare a gullible target like . . . me !"
"I don't know how you've suddenly appeared on my radar but I'm now getting ready to abandon ship - if you turned out to be real then life enhancement would be on the cards for us both - and the old ship might just end up foundering !!!"
"you have made my day.......I am laughing like a drain, and cannot stop, what a wonderful profile......Still laughing, not sure what to say next, oh yesI am 13.5 stone, does that mean we can talk on the phone and arrange a date...."
"Oh Mary ....still in tears gosh you have shown all of us on this site it can be fun, you have saved me was about to commit....or be committed."
"OMG - what a profile !!!
Never come across one like that before - I didn't think you were possible !!!"
"Delightful Mary" seems like a huge understatement !
Please write back to confirm that you're REAL and not a Nigerian fraudster who has made up a super-powered online profile in an effort to snare a gullible target like . . . me !"
"I don't know how you've suddenly appeared on my radar but I'm now getting ready to abandon ship - if you turned out to be real then life enhancement would be on the cards for us both - and the old ship might just end up foundering !!!"