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Why profile-writer.com?
"Exciting news, DelightfulMary! You have new Matches.
Artistic67 Age: 48
19 years ago i suffered renal failure and had to go on dialysis which lasted 12 years..
rancid09 Age: 47
I'm a tattooist...
PianomanPaul Age: 45
My passion is my job; definitely a workaholic..."
The above all appeared together in my email box - in just one day!. No joking! Some of you men need a bit of help!
Yours will be an entirely individual, carefully considered, fresh and personal profile, not something cobbled together in bulk by a junior writer, from a computer-generated questionnaire.
I restrict myself to just a few profiles a week, so that I can really think them through.
I offer excellent value for money because I do everything myself. I don't delegate to staff writers, there are no secretaries or receptionists, I have no smart office overheads, so all you're paying for is my time and expertise.
And unusually I will hold your hand through the first messaging experiences, if you'd like me to. "I like your profile" compares with "Come here often" as an exciting chat-up line. You need to learn to 'flirt with the pen' (or keyboard). It's fun! And also it's a very powerful tool!
As a PR with thirty-plus years' experience, my unique skill lies in immediately grabbing the attention of my reader.
And now I want to make you stand out from the crowd.
"Exciting news, DelightfulMary! You have new Matches.
Artistic67 Age: 48
19 years ago i suffered renal failure and had to go on dialysis which lasted 12 years..
rancid09 Age: 47
I'm a tattooist...
PianomanPaul Age: 45
My passion is my job; definitely a workaholic..."
The above all appeared together in my email box - in just one day!. No joking! Some of you men need a bit of help!
Yours will be an entirely individual, carefully considered, fresh and personal profile, not something cobbled together in bulk by a junior writer, from a computer-generated questionnaire.
I restrict myself to just a few profiles a week, so that I can really think them through.
I offer excellent value for money because I do everything myself. I don't delegate to staff writers, there are no secretaries or receptionists, I have no smart office overheads, so all you're paying for is my time and expertise.
And unusually I will hold your hand through the first messaging experiences, if you'd like me to. "I like your profile" compares with "Come here often" as an exciting chat-up line. You need to learn to 'flirt with the pen' (or keyboard). It's fun! And also it's a very powerful tool!
As a PR with thirty-plus years' experience, my unique skill lies in immediately grabbing the attention of my reader.
And now I want to make you stand out from the crowd.
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Experience
"Public school/university 5'9" bubbly blonde (26) believes all unattached entertaining men (28-40) are in hiding. Please prove her wrong. Fulham" That was my first ever personal ad, placed in Private Eye in 1996. I received 74 replies and took a course in graphology to work out who I should meet by analysing their handwriting. Sadly none of them proved me wrong, but Harpers & Queen published my article about the experience. I've been placing personal ads on and off ever since - on either side of my relatively happy 20 year marriage. |
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Surviving Solo is a romp through Mary's adventures as she moves on, post-divorce. Her (mis)adventures as she sets up a B&B – drinking half a dead bat in the process; sharing the roller-coaster that is on-line dating; the terror of taking part in reality TV; and the importance of family and friends; ‘moving on’ with humour, courage, pathos, and a disarming degree of honesty.
"A refreshing outing for Jones/Clarkson/Cooper fans, Surviving Solo is a must read for all on-line daters"
Surviving Solo is a romp through Mary's adventures as she moves on, post-divorce. Her (mis)adventures as she sets up a B&B – drinking half a dead bat in the process; sharing the roller-coaster that is on-line dating; the terror of taking part in reality TV; and the importance of family and friends; ‘moving on’ with humour, courage, pathos, and a disarming degree of honesty.
"A refreshing outing for Jones/Clarkson/Cooper fans, Surviving Solo is a must read for all on-line daters"